Thursday, 12 September 2013, LOS ANGELES - Now sometimes it seems that with so money things to do in life (see I just did that by accident -- that is a VERY lucky -- and I mean GOOD VERY LUCKY accident). If blogging fools have a slip of the tongue, or typing finger, or brain, or whatever as I just did there where I said "money" things instead of "many" things blogging fools right away need to make the BEST possible interpretation of what just happened. Then so it will be.
Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.
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Thursday, September 12, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Okay Everybody MaxMoney Has A Few Questions For Google (The People Who Never Answer Questions) Somebody Help Us
Wednesday, 28 August 2013, CHATEAU DE MAX - So Screaming Blogger Fools (SBFs) now I really would like to know the truth here. How many of us SBFs can spend just a few minutes trying to read all those thousands of pages of Google gobbledygook, and the next thing we know the money is starting to pour in the door.
I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!
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I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Seven Posts With Seven Hundred Viewers Good Blogluck To All Blogging For Fools VIP Members Of The SuperBlog Blog Elite
Tuesday, 27 August 2013, MAX MONEY ESTATES - Max Money is staying up late burning the midnight LavaLamp poring over blog materials far and wide for you dear readers because I want for us all to do so super well we will be trading back and forth places in the blog top ten. Okay? Now as I have said I encourage each and every one of you to learn all you can wherever you can about blogging and things related to it till Blogging For Fool readers soon enough can be teachers themselves one day soon. I have not quite figured it all out but there should be some way for each of us to work at promoting all our other blogging comrades.
The other thing to remember is that bloggers who already have a business, say a small family business like ExxonMobil (just kidding), they say that blogs are an excellent place to develop a rapport with one's readers, to gain their trust by not just selling but also sharing, and to keep in touch on a regular basis. Do not let all the "tricks" of getting a blog to the top make you forget that most of your visitors would like to read some nice fresh material on regular new posts.
There are also about a million sites about blogging many with plenty of free information and analysis. No need to jump into buying things. I know a lot of people do that and then later regret it. Take your time and do not overstretch yourself, like me with writing, but then do not just sit on your you-know -what and delude yourself you are doing something when really after a while all you are doing is READING THINGS about doing things BUT NOT REALLY DOING THEM.
Okay I have set up this blog on the Google blogger. There are other free ways to start as well. And there is a wealth of free information on the blogger on how to do all sorts of things which I barely know anything about. For now though as I wrote yesterday I urge all my blogging fool friends to consider sign up for something like Google Adsense if they do not know how to do the ads themselves. Today I am going to try to connect me Max Money to another blog I started already accepted to AdSense. So let us see what happens.
Remember as my business partner used to say before they. . . on never mind. . . it was good advice a lot of the time: Do not get it right for now, just get it done. Right those labels. Recommend some sites you like. Apply for Adsense. Learn how to get listed in search engines. There is PLENTY to do.
Finally as I said above my good lucky number is seven, and today so far I saw I had seven pageviews starting the day and seven hundred seven-seven readers. That is a lot of sevens.
Still one of my favorite blogs: www.iwilltheachyoutoberich.com
and another by one of my favorite motivators Ramit: www.earn1k.com
By the way I have never accepted money or any other remuneration for a recommendation in the text of a blog. If I did I would certainly say so, but I never have, because my word is the most valuable thing I have. (I can guarantee you that. Ha!)
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The other thing to remember is that bloggers who already have a business, say a small family business like ExxonMobil (just kidding), they say that blogs are an excellent place to develop a rapport with one's readers, to gain their trust by not just selling but also sharing, and to keep in touch on a regular basis. Do not let all the "tricks" of getting a blog to the top make you forget that most of your visitors would like to read some nice fresh material on regular new posts.
There are also about a million sites about blogging many with plenty of free information and analysis. No need to jump into buying things. I know a lot of people do that and then later regret it. Take your time and do not overstretch yourself, like me with writing, but then do not just sit on your you-know -what and delude yourself you are doing something when really after a while all you are doing is READING THINGS about doing things BUT NOT REALLY DOING THEM.
Okay I have set up this blog on the Google blogger. There are other free ways to start as well. And there is a wealth of free information on the blogger on how to do all sorts of things which I barely know anything about. For now though as I wrote yesterday I urge all my blogging fool friends to consider sign up for something like Google Adsense if they do not know how to do the ads themselves. Today I am going to try to connect me Max Money to another blog I started already accepted to AdSense. So let us see what happens.
Remember as my business partner used to say before they. . . on never mind. . . it was good advice a lot of the time: Do not get it right for now, just get it done. Right those labels. Recommend some sites you like. Apply for Adsense. Learn how to get listed in search engines. There is PLENTY to do.
Finally as I said above my good lucky number is seven, and today so far I saw I had seven pageviews starting the day and seven hundred seven-seven readers. That is a lot of sevens.
Still one of my favorite blogs: www.iwilltheachyoutoberich.com
and another by one of my favorite motivators Ramit: www.earn1k.com
By the way I have never accepted money or any other remuneration for a recommendation in the text of a blog. If I did I would certainly say so, but I never have, because my word is the most valuable thing I have. (I can guarantee you that. Ha!)
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Monday, August 26, 2013
$999,999,999,999.01 For A Few F-35s The Jet Fighter Nobody Wants To Fly! Multiple Screams Of Income Mean Time To Turn Down The Television And Hand Uncle Sam Your Stash Of Cash
Monday, 26 August 2013, WASHINGTON- Hello out there SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS ("SBF"S). I have missed writing my blogposts to each and every one of you so badly that I thought I was going to lose my mind. When a man, sorry person, loses his or her reason for being the world becomes a very oniony -- sorry odious -- place. It is like you are crying all the time because someone just cut the onions.
If I told you where I have been you would probably shake your money and mutter, "How much do I pay that guy to learn how to blog?" until you remembered that you do not pay me anything at all. And when you think I have to have THE LOOK, BABY of the one who hangs with the real royal blog roll call, I have to be there in the paparazzi's pictures with bloggers to the left of me and bloggers to the rights, here I am stuck in the middle with . . . . .
No, no, no, no let us not be thinking Stealer's Wheel even if that was one of the best songs ever made. That is because BABY I am not teaching you to be there WITH the BLOG-ELITE, I am teaching you to BE THE BLOG-ELITE. We will use all the tools they give us sure, I have changed my philosophy a little since the last several weeks in the very harrowing experiences I have experienced. That is because they borrowed my identity, but then they gave it back because they did not want it. As I said (here is one big secret) IN MY OTHER BLOG I may be the only guy who ever had his identity taken and was given it BACK.
BETTER, too. Higher credit score. Offers for pre-paid mega-discount store gas station sort-of charge cards already starting to pour in the mail slot. The mailperson even said to me, "Max (we are on a first name basis) what have you done. It used to be all things for you to sign the green cards and you hide until I left, but now you are a proud man I can see." And I just looked him straight in the eye and said, "Mr. Funicelli?". He said, "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funiselle". He said "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funicello." He said "Yeah?"
And I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I blog". It was awesome.
Okay everybody my other secret blog is called Blog to Get Rich at www.blogtogetrich.blogspot.com
Remember to do your labels and also sign up for Google Adsense so that you can be approved to run ads. That is how you can make money from google, unless your blog is about some business or something of that nature of yours that profits from the publicity of your blog.
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
If I told you where I have been you would probably shake your money and mutter, "How much do I pay that guy to learn how to blog?" until you remembered that you do not pay me anything at all. And when you think I have to have THE LOOK, BABY of the one who hangs with the real royal blog roll call, I have to be there in the paparazzi's pictures with bloggers to the left of me and bloggers to the rights, here I am stuck in the middle with . . . . .
No, no, no, no let us not be thinking Stealer's Wheel even if that was one of the best songs ever made. That is because BABY I am not teaching you to be there WITH the BLOG-ELITE, I am teaching you to BE THE BLOG-ELITE. We will use all the tools they give us sure, I have changed my philosophy a little since the last several weeks in the very harrowing experiences I have experienced. That is because they borrowed my identity, but then they gave it back because they did not want it. As I said (here is one big secret) IN MY OTHER BLOG I may be the only guy who ever had his identity taken and was given it BACK.
BETTER, too. Higher credit score. Offers for pre-paid mega-discount store gas station sort-of charge cards already starting to pour in the mail slot. The mailperson even said to me, "Max (we are on a first name basis) what have you done. It used to be all things for you to sign the green cards and you hide until I left, but now you are a proud man I can see." And I just looked him straight in the eye and said, "Mr. Funicelli?". He said, "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funiselle". He said "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funicello." He said "Yeah?"
And I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I blog". It was awesome.
Okay everybody my other secret blog is called Blog to Get Rich at www.blogtogetrich.blogspot.com
Remember to do your labels and also sign up for Google Adsense so that you can be approved to run ads. That is how you can make money from google, unless your blog is about some business or something of that nature of yours that profits from the publicity of your blog.
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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