Let Max Money Be The First To Tell You Right Now That GOOGLE DIRECT Offers Blogging Fools A New Way To Make MORE Adsense Money To Put In The Tank

      Thursday, 30 January 2014, MOUNTAINVIEW, CALIFORNIA - Well everybody it looks as if 2014 is going to get off a great start, and not just for President Obama!  I knew those sourpusses in Congress always tried to mess up his plans to make me and the clan (with a "C" thank you!) a little better off most times when they could, so I was wondering why he was waiting around all the time for them Congresspeople like Boner and the Tea-Timers spoil his party -- and all of ours!  When my newspaper this morning said "Obama To Go It Alone If He Must" I was so excited I almost read it until the dog and the new litter of kittens got to it first.
     Anyhoo, let me be the first to tell you I promised not to waste your time writing blogs when I had nothing to say, did I not? And having nothing to say meant squandering my loyal readers' time trying to learn new blog tricks but not making any more money. Well maybe I never did make that promise because with all the homemade sports drink and Mom hitting me upside the head sometimes I do not know if I am remembering something or I am just thinking I am remembering something. So if it is something bad I am like Ronald Reagan a lot I just "Do not recall" end of story.
       Anyway readers your new way will take a little time -- maybe five or ten minutes the first time if you already have Adsense with Google -- but now they are letting readers plan their OWN ad campaign with one or more of the ad units (where the ads go, blogging fools) on their blog, and they are letting we bloggers make an ad proposal to someone actually will pay for it, like say Representative Boner, and Google shows us real easy how to make the ad "proposal" to his campaign, just need their web address with an e-mail, and if they accept it we can agree just to show their ad from one weeks to something like two months.
     And the really good part is -- Bloggers get about 85% of guaranteed ad revenue instead of their usual about 50 or 60% cut with Google getting the rest. I am not putting you on, blogging fools, and I never will. This new Google ad campaign thing requires Adsense approval first and then it is called something catchy like Google Direct ("yawn").  You have no excuse as Google even tells you the estimated market value although readers are free to charge ALL THEY WANT. So please get out there blogging fools and make your Max Money proud, let us get all that money away from Google and the CIA, I say it is time for us hard writers to get our cut, too!
     Good luck, everybody, I will put a page counter gadget on this blog if I do not have one already, I do not remember to tell you the truth. I think my first campaign proposal will be to the car battery companies, I sure blow up enough trying to help out my friends jump their cars so they can "please please please" get to work. Oh brother.

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Fools Keep those Words Coming Filling Up Pages At Least A Post A Day Your Readers Keep Them Coming With Your Graphs Going Right Through The Roof And Everybody Analyzing You

     Thursday, 12 September 2013, LOS ANGELES - Now sometimes it seems that with so money things to do in life (see I just did that by accident -- that is a VERY lucky -- and I mean GOOD VERY LUCKY accident). If blogging fools have a slip of the tongue, or typing finger, or brain, or whatever as I just did there where I said "money" things instead of "many" things blogging fools right away need to make the BEST possible interpretation of what just happened. Then so it will be.
     Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
     Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway  so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
      So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
      Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
       Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.

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Okay Everybody MaxMoney Has A Few Questions For Google (The People Who Never Answer Questions) Somebody Help Us

     Wednesday, 28 August 2013, CHATEAU DE MAX - So Screaming Blogger Fools (SBFs) now I really would like to know the truth here. How many of us SBFs can spend just a few minutes trying to read all those thousands of pages of Google gobbledygook, and the next thing we know the money is starting to pour in the door.
     I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
     Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
     Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
     I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
     As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!

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