Thursday, 10 October 2013, CAPITOL HILL - Max Money here. We are back in action blogging fools. Okay turns out that these Blogging For Fools posts have been a little more sanitized or rather scrutinized than I was originally suspicious. That explains why some posts I got finished up and sent off to the nearest Google editorial post processing center got mixed in with all those thousands of U.S. citizen passport applications a few years back piling up at U.S. Embassies around the world.
I would just get form letters back thanking me for my patience on a State Department cocktail napkin signed by Spiro Agnew. And remember Nelson Rockefeller having a heart attack while he was doing his yoga exercises on top of his secretary? At first I was really upset because here I am supposed to be becoming a big-time blogster. I was even doing some free work for those Republicans just in return for not having my taxes audited. And I am telling you you should try writing a good blog for some of those folks. That is not easy work.
Anyhow this past month it has been like deja vu all over again. They are always wanting favors since a course that is the only way most of them got where they are. You try writing a blog about what a great guy Tom Cruz is, I mean they do not even know how to spell it! What you want me to say something good about some Scientologist now? No, not that one they say, the one who wants to save the country by not paying for your health care.
What I got good to say about him I say? Why do I not want the government to pay for my health care? Look, Max you want choices, right, you just do not someone to take away your right to choose and go tell you who going to be your doctor. Huh? These people sometimes I think they must be from another planet. What choice are they talking about, the choice to go wait three days in an emergency room because I got no doctor? Now they want to shut down my government to make sure I got the choice to go see no doctor at all.
Anyway what do we know. We are just bloggers. Just let us blog and leave us be. Now all I am trying to do is keep my word and keep these blogs coming. Maybe someone will see something that sets them straight on some of this nonsense. Better yet maybe one of you blogsters are going to be the next great blogster and tell people something they really need to know. Like the truth. Remember we just try to tell it like it is to make all of our lives a little bit better.
Me right now I am trying to make my life a little bit better by just trying to follow the instructions, write something that people want to read, and put in some ads that people want to see. I am reading the blogger things right now, although you can read the yahoo, the wordpress or whatever. You just keep at it and try to learn it faster than you forget it. And it you understand about one in a hundred things they are telling you to do well maybe you just will be okay.
Just use your head. Someone tells me they are going to help me by shutting down my government so nobody gets paid and nobody gets a doctor, I just have two words to say to them. No thank you. Well three words anyway. They think that is so much fun, they must have rocks in their head.
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Thursday, October 10, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Fools Keep those Words Coming Filling Up Pages At Least A Post A Day Your Readers Keep Them Coming With Your Graphs Going Right Through The Roof And Everybody Analyzing You
Thursday, 12 September 2013, LOS ANGELES - Now sometimes it seems that with so money things to do in life (see I just did that by accident -- that is a VERY lucky -- and I mean GOOD VERY LUCKY accident). If blogging fools have a slip of the tongue, or typing finger, or brain, or whatever as I just did there where I said "money" things instead of "many" things blogging fools right away need to make the BEST possible interpretation of what just happened. Then so it will be.
Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.
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Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Okay Everybody MaxMoney Has A Few Questions For Google (The People Who Never Answer Questions) Somebody Help Us
Wednesday, 28 August 2013, CHATEAU DE MAX - So Screaming Blogger Fools (SBFs) now I really would like to know the truth here. How many of us SBFs can spend just a few minutes trying to read all those thousands of pages of Google gobbledygook, and the next thing we know the money is starting to pour in the door.
I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!
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I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!
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