Showing posts with label money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label money. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Seven Posts With Seven Hundred Viewers Good Blogluck To All Blogging For Fools VIP Members Of The SuperBlog Blog Elite

     Tuesday, 27 August 2013, MAX MONEY ESTATES - Max Money is staying up late burning the midnight LavaLamp poring over blog materials far and wide for you dear readers because I want for us all to do so super well we will be trading back and forth places in the blog top ten. Okay? Now as I have said I encourage each and every one of you to learn all you can wherever you can about blogging and things related to it till Blogging For Fool readers soon enough can be teachers themselves one day soon. I have not quite figured it all out but there should be some way for each of us to work at promoting all our other blogging comrades.
     The other thing to remember is that bloggers who already have a business, say a small family business like ExxonMobil (just kidding), they say that blogs are an excellent place to develop a rapport with one's readers, to gain their trust by not just selling but also sharing, and to keep in touch on a regular basis. Do not let all the "tricks" of getting a blog to the top make you forget that most of your visitors would like to read some nice fresh material on regular new posts.
     There are also about a million sites about blogging many with plenty of free information and analysis. No need to jump into buying things. I know a lot of people do that and then later regret it. Take your time and do not overstretch yourself, like me with writing, but then do not just sit on your you-know -what and delude yourself you are doing something when really after a while all you are doing is READING THINGS about doing things BUT NOT REALLY DOING THEM.
     Okay I have set up this blog on the Google blogger. There are other free ways to start as well. And there is a wealth of free information on the blogger on how to do all sorts of things which I barely know anything about. For now though as I wrote yesterday I urge all my blogging fool friends to consider sign up for something like Google Adsense if they do not know how to do the ads themselves. Today I am going to try to connect me Max Money to another blog I started already accepted to AdSense. So let us see what happens.
     Remember as my business partner used to say before they. . . on never mind. . . it was good advice a lot of the time: Do not get it right for now, just get it done. Right those labels. Recommend some sites you like. Apply for Adsense. Learn how to get listed in search engines. There is PLENTY to do.
     Finally as I said above my good lucky number is seven, and today so far I saw I had seven pageviews starting the day and seven hundred seven-seven readers. That is a lot of sevens.

Still one of my favorite blogs:  www.iwilltheachyoutoberich.com
and another by one of my favorite motivators Ramit: www.earn1k.com

     By the way I have never accepted money or any other remuneration for a recommendation in the text of a blog. If I did I would certainly say so, but I never have, because my word is the most valuable thing I have. (I can guarantee you that. Ha!)

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Thursday, July 4, 2013

Hello Hello Hello Let's Go You Screaming Blogster Fools - Overdrive!

     Welcome back to all our Screaming Blogster Fools and super-especially all our readers whom I can see from our stats page are just waiting for this next "post" is what the Google people and pro blogsters call it when you start a new box like this and it comes out on the other end (as it were) as a brand new separate piece or day in the life of our blogs. Of course as we say last time when I made all that energy drink and we did about three in one day, there is no stopping you how many you can do in a day.
     Remember the most important thing is we are not spending a lot of time on this because soon who knows we may have other blogs going or whatever, but remember what our MAIN GOAL has been so far? We are recommending other blogs as our favorites even if they really are junk that our friends wrote so we could recommend each other's blogs (hey, JOKE, just kidding remember that is how you can tell when we are just joking around) and adding at least one more blog to our list each post.
     Now when you Screaming Blogster Fools -- that is what we call ourselves so there is NO confusion by ANYONE with a brain that we are pretending to be those money people because if there is anything we know nothing about it is money which is why we are here, right? Well probably anyway right now we are learning to blog and so we can say we have a job. Now that we know that the CIA runs Google we can also say we do "contract work". Personally I would not go much further than saying that to be you know just on the safe side.
     Okay finally this is five spaces in again remember so it is our fourth paragraph. Which means boy is it getting to be time for a cold one. For me with all the tests they give me about all I can do is drink my home-made energy drinks and take baby aspirin for my heart, but please I would not even do that unless my doctor says it is okay. 
     Anyway now did you see we jumped to paragraph five here? Actually we went back and put in an extra one here when this last one got too long. Remember about not doing that because of readers saying, "Aw, scr*w it" and going back to the chat room or The Financial Times (the orange newspaper they say makes great torn up kitty litter) or whatever maybe watching another Kevin Trudeau infomercial from prison (JOKE, just kidding, if you take a look at one of his bestsellers say in Goodwill he will be the first one to tell you he has spent a little time cooling his expensive leather heels behind bars because of some -- in the words of one of my personal heroes Dr. Hunter S. Thompson -- "ugly misunderstandings" with the FDA and the criminal justice system who prosecute minor errors like bank fraud).
     Darn I meant to say we were going to have a nice balanced post here -- intro, body, body, body, conclusion -- see that makes five paragraphs. So now it looks like six. It is okay, calm down. My doctor would not give me my meds again says I do not know how to count right he is just scared of the DEA, the FDA and the State Medical Boards like all the docs who have no guts now and just let the feds with the GEDS not the MDs do the prescribing for their patients. Anyway stay tuned and find out why we took a break and see if you can figure out how to make your blog look different like this one does now. (It took ten minutes). Do not panic, as it says on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", because I am going to tell you how and also you can snoop around if you are doing a free Google blogger like me and find all kinds of stuff no way you can understand. Bye for now.

Max

My favorite blogs (link me back, baby!):

www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com 



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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Time For Number Three Favorite Blog In Less Than 24 Hours!

     Now we are really cranking these posts out like the pros. Professional "whats" I do not know. But we do not care. Our readers can tell that we are a different breed than most of them, most whatever blogs, most daily newspapers, definitely most monthly magazines and weekly tv shows. We crank. Everybody cannot tell now but this got to be about twenty lines so I went back and am stopping this paragraph. Here.
      Okay five spaces and what was I, oh, right who sees such a big lump of words stuck together and wants to read that? Not our people. So soon we can wrap this baby up and pop a cold one. Or if you are in AA as the judge told me I am maybe make my own energy drink and save some cash. I know they are making those cans smaller. I knew they would. Okay again now.
     So back up top as I said we crank. Yes we are screaming blogster fools nobody is going to stop from the American blog dream. Trust me we are getting readers. My Blogger stats said maybe I cannot remember. I know it just was not me and this friend who owes me money I made keep typing it in the address bar over and over again. Joke. That is a no no. Do not do that. We want high honest ratings around here.
      Okay five last paragraphs I cannot shut up after that homemade energy drink I made it a bucket. Joke again! You cannot drink too much they even have to put on the cans of the real stuff. Sure they do not want to put that, but I guess they do not have enough big bucks yet to pay off the right people. Anyway, I am proud of us cranking fool screaming blogsters because as I was saying heck even tv shows it seems maybe they make about ten or twenty-five A YEAR if they are real cheap ones to make, they only show ONE A WEEK. And that is only about for, well, maybe about two months before re-run city. Now look at us. We are seriously at it. Everybody remember five spaces up top there? Excellent! Hit it baby, paragraph five.
     Okay I messed up. So remember if you are just a screaming blogging fool and have no idea what to say no big deal just maybe kind of copy this and move the parts of sentences around, leave them out or put something else in that seems to make sense. Go get some readers. Add another favorite and maybe they will hit you with a backlink!

Favorite blogs:
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com  (it should be about quick big cash I forgot)
www.mymoney.com

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p.s. extra points screaming blogsters do some labels, keywords, whatever we call them these things people look for and want: rich, money, millions, maxmoney, gold