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     Monday, 26 August 2013, WASHINGTON- Hello out there SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS ("SBF"S). I have missed writing my blogposts to each and every one of you so badly that I thought I was going to lose my mind. When a man, sorry person, loses his or her reason for being the world becomes a very oniony -- sorry odious -- place. It is like you are crying all the time because someone just cut the onions.
     If I told you where I have been you would probably shake your money and mutter, "How much do I pay that guy to learn how to blog?" until you remembered that you do not pay me anything at all. And when you think I have to have THE LOOK, BABY of the one who hangs with the real royal blog roll call, I have to be there in the paparazzi's pictures with bloggers to the left of me and bloggers to the rights, here I am stuck in the middle with . . . . .
     No, no, no, no let us not be thinking Stealer's Wheel even if that was one of the best songs ever made. That is because BABY I am not teaching you to be there WITH the BLOG-ELITE, I am teaching you to BE THE BLOG-ELITE.  We will use all the tools they give us sure, I have changed my philosophy a little since the last several weeks in the very harrowing experiences I have experienced. That is because they borrowed my identity, but then they gave it back because they did not want it. As I said (here is one big secret) IN MY OTHER BLOG I may be the only guy who ever had his identity taken and was given it BACK.
    BETTER, too. Higher credit score. Offers for pre-paid mega-discount store gas station sort-of charge cards already starting to pour in the mail slot. The mailperson even said to me, "Max (we are on a first name basis) what have you done. It used to be all things for you to sign the green cards and you hide until I left, but now you are a proud man I can see." And I just looked him straight in the eye and said, "Mr. Funicelli?". He said, "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funiselle". He said "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funicello." He said "Yeah?"
     And I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I blog". It was awesome.

Okay everybody my other secret blog is called Blog to Get Rich at www.blogtogetrich.blogspot.com 

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Wow Blogsters We Are Going To Blog Around The World Tonight

      Good everything everyone of you Scrambling Blogster Fools but Max Money is as sure am sure as sure can be that each of you who is fully on board was busy right up to write now something PROductive and PROfessional in the past few days. That is right where last we left Screaming Blogster Fools have let perchance a few days pass us by without a published post on this exact site. HOWEVER see we are always the first to step up and take responsibility for that which we cannot reasonably deny, or that at which we have been caught red-handed. It is the Money way and a proud tradition I learned from my Daddy and my Daddy's daddies. . . .

    . . . and his mommies, but hey that is a long story yes it sure is but it does divert one does it not? I mean I will bet you a hundred (JOKE, I do not gamble.) I go for sure things, it is the Money way, like strip clubs and payday loans and three card monte when I am back in the City and . . . No I am just (JOoooke....) not like that at all. I have a good solid moral foundation as my reason for not gambling.

     Also I am in G.A. they offer it as an alternative program in these parts to having bodily harm done you, very progressive now that makes me think of slot machines oh never mind, when you do things like put up a lot of money you do not have betting on teams that do not beat the spread, and I am coming up on my one month chip in early August. Number 2 is that I will lose my rides, I mean to the supermarket like Walgreen's, with the people I lost them to playing cards if I even bring up gambling.  Last but not least for now, what am I doing anyway my Steps here, is it can by a challenge to get working capital as I think my credit score has been going down since I was born.

     Will you look at that we are almost done. And I already have come up with my next favorite blog/website anyway just thought of it, plus then I already have another ready for my next post. So anyway when I finally fell asleep after the jitters stopped from all the power drinks I made myself and coffee at meetings I was out for about a few days anyway. That is what really happened. There is still so much stuff left to blow up from July the Fourth you would not believe, you SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS, you. . . .

     Truth is I had a, I would not call it a nightmare but it was a very serious dream.  I was in it. And I was a teacher. Teaching blogging. And it was an awesome responsibility. Then I became frightened I hope I remembered to tell you I do NOT know what I am doing. You may be very talented. You may be the next best blogger in the whole world. Who knows?  Anyway, I may talk a big talk, but if you have the opportunity and the motivation to learn with someone or something that is really good and really true, as in honest, I recommend you take it. You can always come by here as well?  Anyway, two of my last three "viewers" were from Russia, so I better get this post off. I have no idea why. And as for you, I shall see you soon. Blog on.

Max

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