Let Max Money Be The First To Tell You Right Now That GOOGLE DIRECT Offers Blogging Fools A New Way To Make MORE Adsense Money To Put In The Tank

      Thursday, 30 January 2014, MOUNTAINVIEW, CALIFORNIA - Well everybody it looks as if 2014 is going to get off a great start, and not just for President Obama!  I knew those sourpusses in Congress always tried to mess up his plans to make me and the clan (with a "C" thank you!) a little better off most times when they could, so I was wondering why he was waiting around all the time for them Congresspeople like Boner and the Tea-Timers spoil his party -- and all of ours!  When my newspaper this morning said "Obama To Go It Alone If He Must" I was so excited I almost read it until the dog and the new litter of kittens got to it first.
     Anyhoo, let me be the first to tell you I promised not to waste your time writing blogs when I had nothing to say, did I not? And having nothing to say meant squandering my loyal readers' time trying to learn new blog tricks but not making any more money. Well maybe I never did make that promise because with all the homemade sports drink and Mom hitting me upside the head sometimes I do not know if I am remembering something or I am just thinking I am remembering something. So if it is something bad I am like Ronald Reagan a lot I just "Do not recall" end of story.
       Anyway readers your new way will take a little time -- maybe five or ten minutes the first time if you already have Adsense with Google -- but now they are letting readers plan their OWN ad campaign with one or more of the ad units (where the ads go, blogging fools) on their blog, and they are letting we bloggers make an ad proposal to someone actually will pay for it, like say Representative Boner, and Google shows us real easy how to make the ad "proposal" to his campaign, just need their web address with an e-mail, and if they accept it we can agree just to show their ad from one weeks to something like two months.
     And the really good part is -- Bloggers get about 85% of guaranteed ad revenue instead of their usual about 50 or 60% cut with Google getting the rest. I am not putting you on, blogging fools, and I never will. This new Google ad campaign thing requires Adsense approval first and then it is called something catchy like Google Direct ("yawn").  You have no excuse as Google even tells you the estimated market value although readers are free to charge ALL THEY WANT. So please get out there blogging fools and make your Max Money proud, let us get all that money away from Google and the CIA, I say it is time for us hard writers to get our cut, too!
     Good luck, everybody, I will put a page counter gadget on this blog if I do not have one already, I do not remember to tell you the truth. I think my first campaign proposal will be to the car battery companies, I sure blow up enough trying to help out my friends jump their cars so they can "please please please" get to work. Oh brother.

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Fools Keep those Words Coming Filling Up Pages At Least A Post A Day Your Readers Keep Them Coming With Your Graphs Going Right Through The Roof And Everybody Analyzing You

     Thursday, 12 September 2013, LOS ANGELES - Now sometimes it seems that with so money things to do in life (see I just did that by accident -- that is a VERY lucky -- and I mean GOOD VERY LUCKY accident). If blogging fools have a slip of the tongue, or typing finger, or brain, or whatever as I just did there where I said "money" things instead of "many" things blogging fools right away need to make the BEST possible interpretation of what just happened. Then so it will be.
     Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
     Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway  so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
      So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
      Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
       Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.

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Seven Posts With Seven Hundred Viewers Good Blogluck To All Blogging For Fools VIP Members Of The SuperBlog Blog Elite

     Tuesday, 27 August 2013, MAX MONEY ESTATES - Max Money is staying up late burning the midnight LavaLamp poring over blog materials far and wide for you dear readers because I want for us all to do so super well we will be trading back and forth places in the blog top ten. Okay? Now as I have said I encourage each and every one of you to learn all you can wherever you can about blogging and things related to it till Blogging For Fool readers soon enough can be teachers themselves one day soon. I have not quite figured it all out but there should be some way for each of us to work at promoting all our other blogging comrades.
     The other thing to remember is that bloggers who already have a business, say a small family business like ExxonMobil (just kidding), they say that blogs are an excellent place to develop a rapport with one's readers, to gain their trust by not just selling but also sharing, and to keep in touch on a regular basis. Do not let all the "tricks" of getting a blog to the top make you forget that most of your visitors would like to read some nice fresh material on regular new posts.
     There are also about a million sites about blogging many with plenty of free information and analysis. No need to jump into buying things. I know a lot of people do that and then later regret it. Take your time and do not overstretch yourself, like me with writing, but then do not just sit on your you-know -what and delude yourself you are doing something when really after a while all you are doing is READING THINGS about doing things BUT NOT REALLY DOING THEM.
     Okay I have set up this blog on the Google blogger. There are other free ways to start as well. And there is a wealth of free information on the blogger on how to do all sorts of things which I barely know anything about. For now though as I wrote yesterday I urge all my blogging fool friends to consider sign up for something like Google Adsense if they do not know how to do the ads themselves. Today I am going to try to connect me Max Money to another blog I started already accepted to AdSense. So let us see what happens.
     Remember as my business partner used to say before they. . . on never mind. . . it was good advice a lot of the time: Do not get it right for now, just get it done. Right those labels. Recommend some sites you like. Apply for Adsense. Learn how to get listed in search engines. There is PLENTY to do.
     Finally as I said above my good lucky number is seven, and today so far I saw I had seven pageviews starting the day and seven hundred seven-seven readers. That is a lot of sevens.

Still one of my favorite blogs:  www.iwilltheachyoutoberich.com
and another by one of my favorite motivators Ramit: www.earn1k.com

     By the way I have never accepted money or any other remuneration for a recommendation in the text of a blog. If I did I would certainly say so, but I never have, because my word is the most valuable thing I have. (I can guarantee you that. Ha!)

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Wow Blogsters We Are Going To Blog Around The World Tonight

      Good everything everyone of you Scrambling Blogster Fools but Max Money is as sure am sure as sure can be that each of you who is fully on board was busy right up to write now something PROductive and PROfessional in the past few days. That is right where last we left Screaming Blogster Fools have let perchance a few days pass us by without a published post on this exact site. HOWEVER see we are always the first to step up and take responsibility for that which we cannot reasonably deny, or that at which we have been caught red-handed. It is the Money way and a proud tradition I learned from my Daddy and my Daddy's daddies. . . .

    . . . and his mommies, but hey that is a long story yes it sure is but it does divert one does it not? I mean I will bet you a hundred (JOKE, I do not gamble.) I go for sure things, it is the Money way, like strip clubs and payday loans and three card monte when I am back in the City and . . . No I am just (JOoooke....) not like that at all. I have a good solid moral foundation as my reason for not gambling.

     Also I am in G.A. they offer it as an alternative program in these parts to having bodily harm done you, very progressive now that makes me think of slot machines oh never mind, when you do things like put up a lot of money you do not have betting on teams that do not beat the spread, and I am coming up on my one month chip in early August. Number 2 is that I will lose my rides, I mean to the supermarket like Walgreen's, with the people I lost them to playing cards if I even bring up gambling.  Last but not least for now, what am I doing anyway my Steps here, is it can by a challenge to get working capital as I think my credit score has been going down since I was born.

     Will you look at that we are almost done. And I already have come up with my next favorite blog/website anyway just thought of it, plus then I already have another ready for my next post. So anyway when I finally fell asleep after the jitters stopped from all the power drinks I made myself and coffee at meetings I was out for about a few days anyway. That is what really happened. There is still so much stuff left to blow up from July the Fourth you would not believe, you SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS, you. . . .

     Truth is I had a, I would not call it a nightmare but it was a very serious dream.  I was in it. And I was a teacher. Teaching blogging. And it was an awesome responsibility. Then I became frightened I hope I remembered to tell you I do NOT know what I am doing. You may be very talented. You may be the next best blogger in the whole world. Who knows?  Anyway, I may talk a big talk, but if you have the opportunity and the motivation to learn with someone or something that is really good and really true, as in honest, I recommend you take it. You can always come by here as well?  Anyway, two of my last three "viewers" were from Russia, so I better get this post off. I have no idea why. And as for you, I shall see you soon. Blog on.

Max

My favorite blogs:

www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com 
www.lifehacker.com

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Time For Number Three Favorite Blog In Less Than 24 Hours!

     Now we are really cranking these posts out like the pros. Professional "whats" I do not know. But we do not care. Our readers can tell that we are a different breed than most of them, most whatever blogs, most daily newspapers, definitely most monthly magazines and weekly tv shows. We crank. Everybody cannot tell now but this got to be about twenty lines so I went back and am stopping this paragraph. Here.
      Okay five spaces and what was I, oh, right who sees such a big lump of words stuck together and wants to read that? Not our people. So soon we can wrap this baby up and pop a cold one. Or if you are in AA as the judge told me I am maybe make my own energy drink and save some cash. I know they are making those cans smaller. I knew they would. Okay again now.
     So back up top as I said we crank. Yes we are screaming blogster fools nobody is going to stop from the American blog dream. Trust me we are getting readers. My Blogger stats said maybe I cannot remember. I know it just was not me and this friend who owes me money I made keep typing it in the address bar over and over again. Joke. That is a no no. Do not do that. We want high honest ratings around here.
      Okay five last paragraphs I cannot shut up after that homemade energy drink I made it a bucket. Joke again! You cannot drink too much they even have to put on the cans of the real stuff. Sure they do not want to put that, but I guess they do not have enough big bucks yet to pay off the right people. Anyway, I am proud of us cranking fool screaming blogsters because as I was saying heck even tv shows it seems maybe they make about ten or twenty-five A YEAR if they are real cheap ones to make, they only show ONE A WEEK. And that is only about for, well, maybe about two months before re-run city. Now look at us. We are seriously at it. Everybody remember five spaces up top there? Excellent! Hit it baby, paragraph five.
     Okay I messed up. So remember if you are just a screaming blogging fool and have no idea what to say no big deal just maybe kind of copy this and move the parts of sentences around, leave them out or put something else in that seems to make sense. Go get some readers. Add another favorite and maybe they will hit you with a backlink!

Favorite blogs:
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com  (it should be about quick big cash I forgot)
www.mymoney.com

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p.s. extra points screaming blogsters do some labels, keywords, whatever we call them these things people look for and want: rich, money, millions, maxmoney, gold