Thursday, 10 October 2013, CAPITOL HILL - Max Money here. We are back in action blogging fools. Okay turns out that these Blogging For Fools posts have been a little more sanitized or rather scrutinized than I was originally suspicious. That explains why some posts I got finished up and sent off to the nearest Google editorial post processing center got mixed in with all those thousands of U.S. citizen passport applications a few years back piling up at U.S. Embassies around the world.
I would just get form letters back thanking me for my patience on a State Department cocktail napkin signed by Spiro Agnew. And remember Nelson Rockefeller having a heart attack while he was doing his yoga exercises on top of his secretary? At first I was really upset because here I am supposed to be becoming a big-time blogster. I was even doing some free work for those Republicans just in return for not having my taxes audited. And I am telling you you should try writing a good blog for some of those folks. That is not easy work.
Anyhow this past month it has been like deja vu all over again. They are always wanting favors since a course that is the only way most of them got where they are. You try writing a blog about what a great guy Tom Cruz is, I mean they do not even know how to spell it! What you want me to say something good about some Scientologist now? No, not that one they say, the one who wants to save the country by not paying for your health care.
What I got good to say about him I say? Why do I not want the government to pay for my health care? Look, Max you want choices, right, you just do not someone to take away your right to choose and go tell you who going to be your doctor. Huh? These people sometimes I think they must be from another planet. What choice are they talking about, the choice to go wait three days in an emergency room because I got no doctor? Now they want to shut down my government to make sure I got the choice to go see no doctor at all.
Anyway what do we know. We are just bloggers. Just let us blog and leave us be. Now all I am trying to do is keep my word and keep these blogs coming. Maybe someone will see something that sets them straight on some of this nonsense. Better yet maybe one of you blogsters are going to be the next great blogster and tell people something they really need to know. Like the truth. Remember we just try to tell it like it is to make all of our lives a little bit better.
Me right now I am trying to make my life a little bit better by just trying to follow the instructions, write something that people want to read, and put in some ads that people want to see. I am reading the blogger things right now, although you can read the yahoo, the wordpress or whatever. You just keep at it and try to learn it faster than you forget it. And it you understand about one in a hundred things they are telling you to do well maybe you just will be okay.
Just use your head. Someone tells me they are going to help me by shutting down my government so nobody gets paid and nobody gets a doctor, I just have two words to say to them. No thank you. Well three words anyway. They think that is so much fun, they must have rocks in their head.
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Thursday, October 10, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Okay Everybody MaxMoney Has A Few Questions For Google (The People Who Never Answer Questions) Somebody Help Us
Wednesday, 28 August 2013, CHATEAU DE MAX - So Screaming Blogger Fools (SBFs) now I really would like to know the truth here. How many of us SBFs can spend just a few minutes trying to read all those thousands of pages of Google gobbledygook, and the next thing we know the money is starting to pour in the door.
I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!
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I for one am beginning to notice that even though Google (like a lot of these giant internet companies) seems to be getting plenty of mail from people saying, "Hey, these things and these things and these 'beta' things plus the other ones do not really work as Google told me they would. Would you please tell me how to fix the problem?" The only thing is if we SBFs look really carefully we will see that a great deal of the time -- as in almost all of it -- Google does not actually say how to fix the problem. Google just says "Good question, so can anybody answer that".
Then Google tells another big success story that makes me Max Money feel like a REAL BIG LOSER, but Google still does not tell me how to fix the other problem, such as why are none of my ads showing up or they are all in Korean for glow-in-the-dark bed bug spray.
Just this night, for example, I sat reading through all these Google pages trying to figure out why I cannot any longer do the free little five link ads that I could put three on a page without counting extra and they were actually related to what my blog was about. Well guess what? After reading so long that my eyes went crossed and so did the dog's since I had no time to walk him until the sun came us, I FINALLY came across some little paragraph saying (barely in English) that my blog no longer can have those because it is humor. Huh?
I just wanted you all to know that I am on to them never really answering the questions about all the Google things that do not work, plus when they do it is so badly written I would sure never want to see it in a blog, and finally, please SHOW ME THE NUMBERS! If all these small business people now are spending every other week on Hawaii between travelling around the world selling 8 billion pairs of shoe trees a year just because of their blog could I please just see a snapshot of the books. You know, just to be sure.
As you see, I am getting a little disillusioned and I am inviting someone else to come along and offer up some other techniques if there are some good ones out there. You know I want to believe, and I always believe in YOU!
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Seven Posts With Seven Hundred Viewers Good Blogluck To All Blogging For Fools VIP Members Of The SuperBlog Blog Elite
Tuesday, 27 August 2013, MAX MONEY ESTATES - Max Money is staying up late burning the midnight LavaLamp poring over blog materials far and wide for you dear readers because I want for us all to do so super well we will be trading back and forth places in the blog top ten. Okay? Now as I have said I encourage each and every one of you to learn all you can wherever you can about blogging and things related to it till Blogging For Fool readers soon enough can be teachers themselves one day soon. I have not quite figured it all out but there should be some way for each of us to work at promoting all our other blogging comrades.
The other thing to remember is that bloggers who already have a business, say a small family business like ExxonMobil (just kidding), they say that blogs are an excellent place to develop a rapport with one's readers, to gain their trust by not just selling but also sharing, and to keep in touch on a regular basis. Do not let all the "tricks" of getting a blog to the top make you forget that most of your visitors would like to read some nice fresh material on regular new posts.
There are also about a million sites about blogging many with plenty of free information and analysis. No need to jump into buying things. I know a lot of people do that and then later regret it. Take your time and do not overstretch yourself, like me with writing, but then do not just sit on your you-know -what and delude yourself you are doing something when really after a while all you are doing is READING THINGS about doing things BUT NOT REALLY DOING THEM.
Okay I have set up this blog on the Google blogger. There are other free ways to start as well. And there is a wealth of free information on the blogger on how to do all sorts of things which I barely know anything about. For now though as I wrote yesterday I urge all my blogging fool friends to consider sign up for something like Google Adsense if they do not know how to do the ads themselves. Today I am going to try to connect me Max Money to another blog I started already accepted to AdSense. So let us see what happens.
Remember as my business partner used to say before they. . . on never mind. . . it was good advice a lot of the time: Do not get it right for now, just get it done. Right those labels. Recommend some sites you like. Apply for Adsense. Learn how to get listed in search engines. There is PLENTY to do.
Finally as I said above my good lucky number is seven, and today so far I saw I had seven pageviews starting the day and seven hundred seven-seven readers. That is a lot of sevens.
Still one of my favorite blogs: www.iwilltheachyoutoberich.com
and another by one of my favorite motivators Ramit: www.earn1k.com
By the way I have never accepted money or any other remuneration for a recommendation in the text of a blog. If I did I would certainly say so, but I never have, because my word is the most valuable thing I have. (I can guarantee you that. Ha!)
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The other thing to remember is that bloggers who already have a business, say a small family business like ExxonMobil (just kidding), they say that blogs are an excellent place to develop a rapport with one's readers, to gain their trust by not just selling but also sharing, and to keep in touch on a regular basis. Do not let all the "tricks" of getting a blog to the top make you forget that most of your visitors would like to read some nice fresh material on regular new posts.
There are also about a million sites about blogging many with plenty of free information and analysis. No need to jump into buying things. I know a lot of people do that and then later regret it. Take your time and do not overstretch yourself, like me with writing, but then do not just sit on your you-know -what and delude yourself you are doing something when really after a while all you are doing is READING THINGS about doing things BUT NOT REALLY DOING THEM.
Okay I have set up this blog on the Google blogger. There are other free ways to start as well. And there is a wealth of free information on the blogger on how to do all sorts of things which I barely know anything about. For now though as I wrote yesterday I urge all my blogging fool friends to consider sign up for something like Google Adsense if they do not know how to do the ads themselves. Today I am going to try to connect me Max Money to another blog I started already accepted to AdSense. So let us see what happens.
Remember as my business partner used to say before they. . . on never mind. . . it was good advice a lot of the time: Do not get it right for now, just get it done. Right those labels. Recommend some sites you like. Apply for Adsense. Learn how to get listed in search engines. There is PLENTY to do.
Finally as I said above my good lucky number is seven, and today so far I saw I had seven pageviews starting the day and seven hundred seven-seven readers. That is a lot of sevens.
Still one of my favorite blogs: www.iwilltheachyoutoberich.com
and another by one of my favorite motivators Ramit: www.earn1k.com
By the way I have never accepted money or any other remuneration for a recommendation in the text of a blog. If I did I would certainly say so, but I never have, because my word is the most valuable thing I have. (I can guarantee you that. Ha!)
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Monday, August 26, 2013
$999,999,999,999.01 For A Few F-35s The Jet Fighter Nobody Wants To Fly! Multiple Screams Of Income Mean Time To Turn Down The Television And Hand Uncle Sam Your Stash Of Cash
Monday, 26 August 2013, WASHINGTON- Hello out there SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS ("SBF"S). I have missed writing my blogposts to each and every one of you so badly that I thought I was going to lose my mind. When a man, sorry person, loses his or her reason for being the world becomes a very oniony -- sorry odious -- place. It is like you are crying all the time because someone just cut the onions.
If I told you where I have been you would probably shake your money and mutter, "How much do I pay that guy to learn how to blog?" until you remembered that you do not pay me anything at all. And when you think I have to have THE LOOK, BABY of the one who hangs with the real royal blog roll call, I have to be there in the paparazzi's pictures with bloggers to the left of me and bloggers to the rights, here I am stuck in the middle with . . . . .
No, no, no, no let us not be thinking Stealer's Wheel even if that was one of the best songs ever made. That is because BABY I am not teaching you to be there WITH the BLOG-ELITE, I am teaching you to BE THE BLOG-ELITE. We will use all the tools they give us sure, I have changed my philosophy a little since the last several weeks in the very harrowing experiences I have experienced. That is because they borrowed my identity, but then they gave it back because they did not want it. As I said (here is one big secret) IN MY OTHER BLOG I may be the only guy who ever had his identity taken and was given it BACK.
BETTER, too. Higher credit score. Offers for pre-paid mega-discount store gas station sort-of charge cards already starting to pour in the mail slot. The mailperson even said to me, "Max (we are on a first name basis) what have you done. It used to be all things for you to sign the green cards and you hide until I left, but now you are a proud man I can see." And I just looked him straight in the eye and said, "Mr. Funicelli?". He said, "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funiselle". He said "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funicello." He said "Yeah?"
And I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I blog". It was awesome.
Okay everybody my other secret blog is called Blog to Get Rich at www.blogtogetrich.blogspot.com
Remember to do your labels and also sign up for Google Adsense so that you can be approved to run ads. That is how you can make money from google, unless your blog is about some business or something of that nature of yours that profits from the publicity of your blog.
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
If I told you where I have been you would probably shake your money and mutter, "How much do I pay that guy to learn how to blog?" until you remembered that you do not pay me anything at all. And when you think I have to have THE LOOK, BABY of the one who hangs with the real royal blog roll call, I have to be there in the paparazzi's pictures with bloggers to the left of me and bloggers to the rights, here I am stuck in the middle with . . . . .
No, no, no, no let us not be thinking Stealer's Wheel even if that was one of the best songs ever made. That is because BABY I am not teaching you to be there WITH the BLOG-ELITE, I am teaching you to BE THE BLOG-ELITE. We will use all the tools they give us sure, I have changed my philosophy a little since the last several weeks in the very harrowing experiences I have experienced. That is because they borrowed my identity, but then they gave it back because they did not want it. As I said (here is one big secret) IN MY OTHER BLOG I may be the only guy who ever had his identity taken and was given it BACK.
BETTER, too. Higher credit score. Offers for pre-paid mega-discount store gas station sort-of charge cards already starting to pour in the mail slot. The mailperson even said to me, "Max (we are on a first name basis) what have you done. It used to be all things for you to sign the green cards and you hide until I left, but now you are a proud man I can see." And I just looked him straight in the eye and said, "Mr. Funicelli?". He said, "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funiselle". He said "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funicello." He said "Yeah?"
And I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I blog". It was awesome.
Okay everybody my other secret blog is called Blog to Get Rich at www.blogtogetrich.blogspot.com
Remember to do your labels and also sign up for Google Adsense so that you can be approved to run ads. That is how you can make money from google, unless your blog is about some business or something of that nature of yours that profits from the publicity of your blog.
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Monday, July 8, 2013
Wow Blogsters We Are Going To Blog Around The World Tonight
Good everything everyone of you Scrambling Blogster Fools but Max Money is as sure am sure as sure can be that each of you who is fully on board was busy right up to write now something PROductive and PROfessional in the past few days. That is right where last we left Screaming Blogster Fools have let perchance a few days pass us by without a published post on this exact site. HOWEVER see we are always the first to step up and take responsibility for that which we cannot reasonably deny, or that at which we have been caught red-handed. It is the Money way and a proud tradition I learned from my Daddy and my Daddy's daddies. . . .
. . . and his mommies, but hey that is a long story yes it sure is but it does divert one does it not? I mean I will bet you a hundred (JOKE, I do not gamble.) I go for sure things, it is the Money way, like strip clubs and payday loans and three card monte when I am back in the City and . . . No I am just (JOoooke....) not like that at all. I have a good solid moral foundation as my reason for not gambling.
Also I am in G.A. they offer it as an alternative program in these parts to having bodily harm done you, very progressive now that makes me think of slot machines oh never mind, when you do things like put up a lot of money you do not have betting on teams that do not beat the spread, and I am coming up on my one month chip in early August. Number 2 is that I will lose my rides, I mean to the supermarket like Walgreen's, with the people I lost them to playing cards if I even bring up gambling. Last but not least for now, what am I doing anyway my Steps here, is it can by a challenge to get working capital as I think my credit score has been going down since I was born.
Will you look at that we are almost done. And I already have come up with my next favorite blog/website anyway just thought of it, plus then I already have another ready for my next post. So anyway when I finally fell asleep after the jitters stopped from all the power drinks I made myself and coffee at meetings I was out for about a few days anyway. That is what really happened. There is still so much stuff left to blow up from July the Fourth you would not believe, you SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS, you. . . .
Truth is I had a, I would not call it a nightmare but it was a very serious dream. I was in it. And I was a teacher. Teaching blogging. And it was an awesome responsibility. Then I became frightened I hope I remembered to tell you I do NOT know what I am doing. You may be very talented. You may be the next best blogger in the whole world. Who knows? Anyway, I may talk a big talk, but if you have the opportunity and the motivation to learn with someone or something that is really good and really true, as in honest, I recommend you take it. You can always come by here as well? Anyway, two of my last three "viewers" were from Russia, so I better get this post off. I have no idea why. And as for you, I shall see you soon. Blog on.
Max
My favorite blogs:
My favorite blogs:
www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com
www.lifehacker.com
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Thursday, July 4, 2013
Super Blogger Formatting Secrets For Future Masters Of The Blogosphere
Okay Screaming Fool Blogsters ("SFBs") I am just going to come out and tell you something here because I have been sitting at this computer close to around the clock and have almost nothing to show for it except a sore back and a case of the heebie-jeebies. I knew I had to get some good words cranked out, but my computer had a mind of its own. Man I hope the way those past 24 hours went by like nothing I did not get abducted by aliens and space-probed or something. Yuck. Bleh. Bleh. (Hey everybody, do your labels today!")
It is kind of like that board game I do not know if they still sell it but after the weird creepy stuff I have heard about happening to people wanting to use it to get a visitation from the dead see even here I do not even want to see it, say it, or even write it.
No, you know what, I am going to, even though that story I heard about the planchette (the moving triangle piece) going straight off the board into someone's neck so hard that it was strangling/suffocating him was told by a very credible person. They had to call the Minnesotta state troopers. When they came it flew off the first player who was pinned up against the wall by the neck and went right for one of the state troopers in the same place and pegged him up against the wall by the neck. I do not know what happened after that. Could be tricky to remove. Chainsaw? Blowtorch? Hammer? I do not know.
Anyway, here goes: "Ouija!" Anything happen? "Ouija! Ouija! Ouija!" Um, just in case, "Satan get thee behind me." Hopefully that should cover it and we maybe got a few keywords in as well. It IS rather curious that when I looked "Ouija!" up on Google it had just been in the news earlier today when the Washington Nationals Manager Davey Johnson blamed batting problems on "my Ouija! board".
Okay I do not believe it but we are going to come in in the magic five paragraphs this blog. See how balanced it looks? Anyway we are still recommending "our favorite blogs" but you can see before I got writing for these last couple posts I fooled around and gave the blog some design. I do not know how to do it really so I just used design and kind of let it pick a layout, which one day will be important if we wish to be approved for ads. In the meantime you can go fancy, too, and use "template designer", I think I picked one of the new ones that is called "Awesome". Thanks, Google, CIA, whoever. Anyway I also messed up my font so I have been making it bigger on Blogger drafting its just the thing that drops down and gives a word like "Large" which this size is for me right now. Okay SFBs, ciao for now.
My favorite blogs:
www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
It is kind of like that board game I do not know if they still sell it but after the weird creepy stuff I have heard about happening to people wanting to use it to get a visitation from the dead see even here I do not even want to see it, say it, or even write it.
No, you know what, I am going to, even though that story I heard about the planchette (the moving triangle piece) going straight off the board into someone's neck so hard that it was strangling/suffocating him was told by a very credible person. They had to call the Minnesotta state troopers. When they came it flew off the first player who was pinned up against the wall by the neck and went right for one of the state troopers in the same place and pegged him up against the wall by the neck. I do not know what happened after that. Could be tricky to remove. Chainsaw? Blowtorch? Hammer? I do not know.
Anyway, here goes: "Ouija!" Anything happen? "Ouija! Ouija! Ouija!" Um, just in case, "Satan get thee behind me." Hopefully that should cover it and we maybe got a few keywords in as well. It IS rather curious that when I looked "Ouija!" up on Google it had just been in the news earlier today when the Washington Nationals Manager Davey Johnson blamed batting problems on "my Ouija! board".
Okay I do not believe it but we are going to come in in the magic five paragraphs this blog. See how balanced it looks? Anyway we are still recommending "our favorite blogs" but you can see before I got writing for these last couple posts I fooled around and gave the blog some design. I do not know how to do it really so I just used design and kind of let it pick a layout, which one day will be important if we wish to be approved for ads. In the meantime you can go fancy, too, and use "template designer", I think I picked one of the new ones that is called "Awesome". Thanks, Google, CIA, whoever. Anyway I also messed up my font so I have been making it bigger on Blogger drafting its just the thing that drops down and gives a word like "Large" which this size is for me right now. Okay SFBs, ciao for now.
My favorite blogs:
www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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