Okay Screaming Fool Blogsters ("SFBs") I am just going to come out and tell you something here because I have been sitting at this computer close to around the clock and have almost nothing to show for it except a sore back and a case of the heebie-jeebies. I knew I had to get some good words cranked out, but my computer had a mind of its own. Man I hope the way those past 24 hours went by like nothing I did not get abducted by aliens and space-probed or something. Yuck. Bleh. Bleh. (Hey everybody, do your labels today!")
It is kind of like that board game I do not know if they still sell it but after the weird creepy stuff I have heard about happening to people wanting to use it to get a visitation from the dead see even here I do not even want to see it, say it, or even write it.
No, you know what, I am going to, even though that story I heard about the planchette (the moving triangle piece) going straight off the board into someone's neck so hard that it was strangling/suffocating him was told by a very credible person. They had to call the Minnesotta state troopers. When they came it flew off the first player who was pinned up against the wall by the neck and went right for one of the state troopers in the same place and pegged him up against the wall by the neck. I do not know what happened after that. Could be tricky to remove. Chainsaw? Blowtorch? Hammer? I do not know.
Anyway, here goes: "Ouija!" Anything happen? "Ouija! Ouija! Ouija!" Um, just in case, "Satan get thee behind me." Hopefully that should cover it and we maybe got a few keywords in as well. It IS rather curious that when I looked "Ouija!" up on Google it had just been in the news earlier today when the Washington Nationals Manager Davey Johnson blamed batting problems on "my Ouija! board".
Okay I do not believe it but we are going to come in in the magic five paragraphs this blog. See how balanced it looks? Anyway we are still recommending "our favorite blogs" but you can see before I got writing for these last couple posts I fooled around and gave the blog some design. I do not know how to do it really so I just used design and kind of let it pick a layout, which one day will be important if we wish to be approved for ads. In the meantime you can go fancy, too, and use "template designer", I think I picked one of the new ones that is called "Awesome". Thanks, Google, CIA, whoever. Anyway I also messed up my font so I have been making it bigger on Blogger drafting its just the thing that drops down and gives a word like "Large" which this size is for me right now. Okay SFBs, ciao for now.
My favorite blogs:
www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com
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Thursday, July 4, 2013
Hello Hello Hello Let's Go You Screaming Blogster Fools - Overdrive!
Welcome back to all our Screaming Blogster Fools and super-especially all our readers whom I can see from our stats page are just waiting for this next "post" is what the Google people and pro blogsters call it when you start a new box like this and it comes out on the other end (as it were) as a brand new separate piece or day in the life of our blogs. Of course as we say last time when I made all that energy drink and we did about three in one day, there is no stopping you how many you can do in a day.
Remember the most important thing is we are not spending a lot of time on this because soon who knows we may have other blogs going or whatever, but remember what our MAIN GOAL has been so far? We are recommending other blogs as our favorites even if they really are junk that our friends wrote so we could recommend each other's blogs (hey, JOKE, just kidding remember that is how you can tell when we are just joking around) and adding at least one more blog to our list each post.
Now when you Screaming Blogster Fools -- that is what we call ourselves so there is NO confusion by ANYONE with a brain that we are pretending to be those money people because if there is anything we know nothing about it is money which is why we are here, right? Well probably anyway right now we are learning to blog and so we can say we have a job. Now that we know that the CIA runs Google we can also say we do "contract work". Personally I would not go much further than saying that to be you know just on the safe side.
Okay finally this is five spaces in again remember so it is our fourth paragraph. Which means boy is it getting to be time for a cold one. For me with all the tests they give me about all I can do is drink my home-made energy drinks and take baby aspirin for my heart, but please I would not even do that unless my doctor says it is okay.
Anyway now did you see we jumped to paragraph five here? Actually we went back and put in an extra one here when this last one got too long. Remember about not doing that because of readers saying, "Aw, scr*w it" and going back to the chat room or The Financial Times (the orange newspaper they say makes great torn up kitty litter) or whatever maybe watching another Kevin Trudeau infomercial from prison (JOKE, just kidding, if you take a look at one of his bestsellers say in Goodwill he will be the first one to tell you he has spent a little time cooling his expensive leather heels behind bars because of some -- in the words of one of my personal heroes Dr. Hunter S. Thompson -- "ugly misunderstandings" with the FDA and the criminal justice system who prosecute minor errors like bank fraud).
Darn I meant to say we were going to have a nice balanced post here -- intro, body, body, body, conclusion -- see that makes five paragraphs. So now it looks like six. It is okay, calm down. My doctor would not give me my meds again says I do not know how to count right he is just scared of the DEA, the FDA and the State Medical Boards like all the docs who have no guts now and just let the feds with the GEDS not the MDs do the prescribing for their patients. Anyway stay tuned and find out why we took a break and see if you can figure out how to make your blog look different like this one does now. (It took ten minutes). Do not panic, as it says on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", because I am going to tell you how and also you can snoop around if you are doing a free Google blogger like me and find all kinds of stuff no way you can understand. Bye for now.
Max
My favorite blogs (link me back, baby!):
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com
Copyright 2013 MaxMoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Remember the most important thing is we are not spending a lot of time on this because soon who knows we may have other blogs going or whatever, but remember what our MAIN GOAL has been so far? We are recommending other blogs as our favorites even if they really are junk that our friends wrote so we could recommend each other's blogs (hey, JOKE, just kidding remember that is how you can tell when we are just joking around) and adding at least one more blog to our list each post.
Now when you Screaming Blogster Fools -- that is what we call ourselves so there is NO confusion by ANYONE with a brain that we are pretending to be those money people because if there is anything we know nothing about it is money which is why we are here, right? Well probably anyway right now we are learning to blog and so we can say we have a job. Now that we know that the CIA runs Google we can also say we do "contract work". Personally I would not go much further than saying that to be you know just on the safe side.
Okay finally this is five spaces in again remember so it is our fourth paragraph. Which means boy is it getting to be time for a cold one. For me with all the tests they give me about all I can do is drink my home-made energy drinks and take baby aspirin for my heart, but please I would not even do that unless my doctor says it is okay.
Anyway now did you see we jumped to paragraph five here? Actually we went back and put in an extra one here when this last one got too long. Remember about not doing that because of readers saying, "Aw, scr*w it" and going back to the chat room or The Financial Times (the orange newspaper they say makes great torn up kitty litter) or whatever maybe watching another Kevin Trudeau infomercial from prison (JOKE, just kidding, if you take a look at one of his bestsellers say in Goodwill he will be the first one to tell you he has spent a little time cooling his expensive leather heels behind bars because of some -- in the words of one of my personal heroes Dr. Hunter S. Thompson -- "ugly misunderstandings" with the FDA and the criminal justice system who prosecute minor errors like bank fraud).
Darn I meant to say we were going to have a nice balanced post here -- intro, body, body, body, conclusion -- see that makes five paragraphs. So now it looks like six. It is okay, calm down. My doctor would not give me my meds again says I do not know how to count right he is just scared of the DEA, the FDA and the State Medical Boards like all the docs who have no guts now and just let the feds with the GEDS not the MDs do the prescribing for their patients. Anyway stay tuned and find out why we took a break and see if you can figure out how to make your blog look different like this one does now. (It took ten minutes). Do not panic, as it says on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", because I am going to tell you how and also you can snoop around if you are doing a free Google blogger like me and find all kinds of stuff no way you can understand. Bye for now.
Max
My favorite blogs (link me back, baby!):
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com
Copyright 2013 MaxMoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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