Thursday, October 10, 2013

Blogus Interruptus Due To Government Showdown - Blog Fools Back In Business

       Thursday, 10 October 2013, CAPITOL HILL - Max Money here. We are back in action blogging fools. Okay turns out that these Blogging For Fools posts have been a little more sanitized or rather scrutinized than I was originally suspicious. That explains why some posts I got finished up and sent off to the nearest Google editorial post processing center got mixed in with all those thousands of  U.S. citizen passport applications a few years back piling up at U.S. Embassies around the world.
       I would just get form letters back thanking me for my patience on a State Department cocktail napkin signed by Spiro Agnew. And remember Nelson Rockefeller having a heart attack while he was doing his yoga exercises on top of his secretary? At first I was really upset because here I am supposed to be becoming a big-time blogster. I was even doing some free work for those Republicans just in return for not having my taxes audited. And I am telling you you should try writing a good blog for some of those folks. That is not easy work.
       Anyhow this past month it has been like deja vu all over again. They are always wanting favors since a course that is the only way most of them got where they are. You try writing a blog about what a great guy Tom Cruz is, I mean they do not even know how to spell it! What you want me to say something good about some Scientologist now? No, not that one they say, the one who wants to save the country by not paying for your health care.
       What I got good to say about him I say? Why do I not want the government to pay for my health care? Look, Max you want choices, right, you just do not someone to take away your right to choose and go tell you who going to be your doctor. Huh? These people sometimes I think they must be from another planet. What choice are they talking about, the choice to go wait three days in an emergency room because I got no doctor? Now they want to shut down my government to make sure I got the choice to go see no doctor at all.
       Anyway what do we know. We are just bloggers. Just let us blog and leave us be. Now all I am trying to do is keep my word and keep these blogs coming. Maybe someone will see something that sets them straight on some of this nonsense. Better yet maybe one of you blogsters are going to be the next great blogster and tell people something they really need to know. Like the truth. Remember we just try to tell it like it is to make all of our lives a little bit better.
       Me right now I am trying to make my life a little bit better by just trying to follow the instructions, write something that people want to read, and put in some ads that people want to see. I am reading the blogger things right now, although you can read the yahoo, the wordpress or whatever. You just keep at it and try to learn it faster than you forget it. And it you understand about one in a hundred things they are telling you to do well maybe you just will be okay.
       Just use your head. Someone tells me they are going to help me by shutting down my government so nobody gets paid and nobody gets a doctor, I just have two words to say to them. No thank you. Well three words anyway. They think that is so much fun, they must have rocks in their head.

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