Thursday, September 12, 2013

Fools Keep those Words Coming Filling Up Pages At Least A Post A Day Your Readers Keep Them Coming With Your Graphs Going Right Through The Roof And Everybody Analyzing You

     Thursday, 12 September 2013, LOS ANGELES - Now sometimes it seems that with so money things to do in life (see I just did that by accident -- that is a VERY lucky -- and I mean GOOD VERY LUCKY accident). If blogging fools have a slip of the tongue, or typing finger, or brain, or whatever as I just did there where I said "money" things instead of "many" things blogging fools right away need to make the BEST possible interpretation of what just happened. Then so it will be.
     Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
     Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway  so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
      So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
      Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
       Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.

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