$999,999,999,999.01 For A Few F-35s The Jet Fighter Nobody Wants To Fly! Multiple Screams Of Income Mean Time To Turn Down The Television And Hand Uncle Sam Your Stash Of Cash

     Monday, 26 August 2013, WASHINGTON- Hello out there SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS ("SBF"S). I have missed writing my blogposts to each and every one of you so badly that I thought I was going to lose my mind. When a man, sorry person, loses his or her reason for being the world becomes a very oniony -- sorry odious -- place. It is like you are crying all the time because someone just cut the onions.
     If I told you where I have been you would probably shake your money and mutter, "How much do I pay that guy to learn how to blog?" until you remembered that you do not pay me anything at all. And when you think I have to have THE LOOK, BABY of the one who hangs with the real royal blog roll call, I have to be there in the paparazzi's pictures with bloggers to the left of me and bloggers to the rights, here I am stuck in the middle with . . . . .
     No, no, no, no let us not be thinking Stealer's Wheel even if that was one of the best songs ever made. That is because BABY I am not teaching you to be there WITH the BLOG-ELITE, I am teaching you to BE THE BLOG-ELITE.  We will use all the tools they give us sure, I have changed my philosophy a little since the last several weeks in the very harrowing experiences I have experienced. That is because they borrowed my identity, but then they gave it back because they did not want it. As I said (here is one big secret) IN MY OTHER BLOG I may be the only guy who ever had his identity taken and was given it BACK.
    BETTER, too. Higher credit score. Offers for pre-paid mega-discount store gas station sort-of charge cards already starting to pour in the mail slot. The mailperson even said to me, "Max (we are on a first name basis) what have you done. It used to be all things for you to sign the green cards and you hide until I left, but now you are a proud man I can see." And I just looked him straight in the eye and said, "Mr. Funicelli?". He said, "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funiselle". He said "Funicello." I said, "Right, Mr. Funicello." He said "Yeah?"
     And I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I blog". It was awesome.

Okay everybody my other secret blog is called Blog to Get Rich at www.blogtogetrich.blogspot.com 

Remember to do your labels and also sign up for Google Adsense so that you can be approved to run ads. That is how you can make money from google, unless your blog is about some business or something of that nature of yours that profits from the publicity of your blog.

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Wow Blogsters We Are Going To Blog Around The World Tonight

      Good everything everyone of you Scrambling Blogster Fools but Max Money is as sure am sure as sure can be that each of you who is fully on board was busy right up to write now something PROductive and PROfessional in the past few days. That is right where last we left Screaming Blogster Fools have let perchance a few days pass us by without a published post on this exact site. HOWEVER see we are always the first to step up and take responsibility for that which we cannot reasonably deny, or that at which we have been caught red-handed. It is the Money way and a proud tradition I learned from my Daddy and my Daddy's daddies. . . .

    . . . and his mommies, but hey that is a long story yes it sure is but it does divert one does it not? I mean I will bet you a hundred (JOKE, I do not gamble.) I go for sure things, it is the Money way, like strip clubs and payday loans and three card monte when I am back in the City and . . . No I am just (JOoooke....) not like that at all. I have a good solid moral foundation as my reason for not gambling.

     Also I am in G.A. they offer it as an alternative program in these parts to having bodily harm done you, very progressive now that makes me think of slot machines oh never mind, when you do things like put up a lot of money you do not have betting on teams that do not beat the spread, and I am coming up on my one month chip in early August. Number 2 is that I will lose my rides, I mean to the supermarket like Walgreen's, with the people I lost them to playing cards if I even bring up gambling.  Last but not least for now, what am I doing anyway my Steps here, is it can by a challenge to get working capital as I think my credit score has been going down since I was born.

     Will you look at that we are almost done. And I already have come up with my next favorite blog/website anyway just thought of it, plus then I already have another ready for my next post. So anyway when I finally fell asleep after the jitters stopped from all the power drinks I made myself and coffee at meetings I was out for about a few days anyway. That is what really happened. There is still so much stuff left to blow up from July the Fourth you would not believe, you SCREAMING BLOGSTER FOOLS, you. . . .

     Truth is I had a, I would not call it a nightmare but it was a very serious dream.  I was in it. And I was a teacher. Teaching blogging. And it was an awesome responsibility. Then I became frightened I hope I remembered to tell you I do NOT know what I am doing. You may be very talented. You may be the next best blogger in the whole world. Who knows?  Anyway, I may talk a big talk, but if you have the opportunity and the motivation to learn with someone or something that is really good and really true, as in honest, I recommend you take it. You can always come by here as well?  Anyway, two of my last three "viewers" were from Russia, so I better get this post off. I have no idea why. And as for you, I shall see you soon. Blog on.

Max

My favorite blogs:

www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com 
www.lifehacker.com

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Super Blogger Formatting Secrets For Future Masters Of The Blogosphere

     Okay Screaming Fool Blogsters ("SFBs") I am just going to come out and tell you something here because I have been sitting at this computer close to around the clock and have almost nothing to show for it except a sore back and a case of the heebie-jeebies.  I knew I had to get some good words cranked out, but my computer had a mind of its own. Man I hope the way those past 24 hours went by like nothing I did not get abducted by aliens and space-probed or something. Yuck. Bleh. Bleh. (Hey everybody, do your labels today!")
     It is kind of like that board game I do not know if they still sell it but after the weird creepy stuff I have heard about happening to people wanting to use it to get a visitation from the dead see even here I do not even want to see it, say it, or even write it. 
     No, you know what, I am going to, even though that story I heard about the planchette (the moving triangle piece) going straight off the board into someone's  neck so hard that it was strangling/suffocating him was told by a very credible person. They had to call the Minnesotta state troopers. When they came it flew off the first player who was pinned up against the wall by the neck and went right for one of the state troopers in the same place and pegged him up against the wall by the neck. I do not know what happened after that. Could be tricky to remove. Chainsaw? Blowtorch? Hammer? I do not know.
     Anyway, here goes: "Ouija!" Anything happen? "Ouija! Ouija! Ouija!" Um, just in case, "Satan get thee behind me." Hopefully that should cover it and we maybe got a few keywords in as well. It IS rather curious that when I looked "Ouija!" up on Google it had just been in the news earlier today when the Washington Nationals Manager Davey Johnson blamed batting problems on "my Ouija! board". 
      Okay I do not believe it but we are going to come in in the magic five paragraphs this blog. See how balanced it looks?  Anyway we are still recommending "our favorite blogs" but you can see before I got writing for these last couple posts I fooled around and gave the blog some design. I do not know how to do it really so I just used design and kind of let it pick a layout, which one day will be important if we wish to be approved for ads. In the meantime you can go fancy, too, and use "template designer", I think I picked one of the new ones that is called "Awesome". Thanks, Google, CIA, whoever. Anyway I also messed up my font so I have been making it bigger on Blogger drafting its just the thing that drops down and gives a word like "Large" which this size is for me right now. Okay SFBs, ciao for now.


My favorite blogs:


www.mymoneyblog.com
www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com 


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Hello Hello Hello Let's Go You Screaming Blogster Fools - Overdrive!

     Welcome back to all our Screaming Blogster Fools and super-especially all our readers whom I can see from our stats page are just waiting for this next "post" is what the Google people and pro blogsters call it when you start a new box like this and it comes out on the other end (as it were) as a brand new separate piece or day in the life of our blogs. Of course as we say last time when I made all that energy drink and we did about three in one day, there is no stopping you how many you can do in a day.
     Remember the most important thing is we are not spending a lot of time on this because soon who knows we may have other blogs going or whatever, but remember what our MAIN GOAL has been so far? We are recommending other blogs as our favorites even if they really are junk that our friends wrote so we could recommend each other's blogs (hey, JOKE, just kidding remember that is how you can tell when we are just joking around) and adding at least one more blog to our list each post.
     Now when you Screaming Blogster Fools -- that is what we call ourselves so there is NO confusion by ANYONE with a brain that we are pretending to be those money people because if there is anything we know nothing about it is money which is why we are here, right? Well probably anyway right now we are learning to blog and so we can say we have a job. Now that we know that the CIA runs Google we can also say we do "contract work". Personally I would not go much further than saying that to be you know just on the safe side.
     Okay finally this is five spaces in again remember so it is our fourth paragraph. Which means boy is it getting to be time for a cold one. For me with all the tests they give me about all I can do is drink my home-made energy drinks and take baby aspirin for my heart, but please I would not even do that unless my doctor says it is okay. 
     Anyway now did you see we jumped to paragraph five here? Actually we went back and put in an extra one here when this last one got too long. Remember about not doing that because of readers saying, "Aw, scr*w it" and going back to the chat room or The Financial Times (the orange newspaper they say makes great torn up kitty litter) or whatever maybe watching another Kevin Trudeau infomercial from prison (JOKE, just kidding, if you take a look at one of his bestsellers say in Goodwill he will be the first one to tell you he has spent a little time cooling his expensive leather heels behind bars because of some -- in the words of one of my personal heroes Dr. Hunter S. Thompson -- "ugly misunderstandings" with the FDA and the criminal justice system who prosecute minor errors like bank fraud).
     Darn I meant to say we were going to have a nice balanced post here -- intro, body, body, body, conclusion -- see that makes five paragraphs. So now it looks like six. It is okay, calm down. My doctor would not give me my meds again says I do not know how to count right he is just scared of the DEA, the FDA and the State Medical Boards like all the docs who have no guts now and just let the feds with the GEDS not the MDs do the prescribing for their patients. Anyway stay tuned and find out why we took a break and see if you can figure out how to make your blog look different like this one does now. (It took ten minutes). Do not panic, as it says on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", because I am going to tell you how and also you can snoop around if you are doing a free Google blogger like me and find all kinds of stuff no way you can understand. Bye for now.

Max

My favorite blogs (link me back, baby!):

www.candofinance.com
www.earn1k.com
www.lovefraud.com
www.mymoney.com 



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