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Saturday, January 24, 2015

BROKEN NEWS: Google To Cancel Direct Campaign Advertising Fools So Stop Sending Out Those Proposals

      Saturday, 24 January 2015, SAN LUIS OBISPO - Well fools it is time for our daily post so here it comes.  First though is anyone else having trouble with the date? I felt very good that we were staying pretty much on schedule getting those Google Direct Campaign advertising proposals out getting no response fine tuning them and getting them out with no response and a little more fine tuning and no response but just today I thought I had a real good feeling as I went to the post office to get my proposals off nice and early and also have my usual discussion with the postal clerk about why I think the "Forever" stamp means I should just able to paper clip it on and take it back when I mail the letter from the counter because it is supposed to last forever.

       Well we had our usual disagreement where he says, I think his name is James maybe, so James says I am driving him crazy asking him the same thing every day and that I should be careful because he is a postal employee. Then he says he will call the postal inspectors on me, but I know he will not because he is my friend and also that they will not come. Sometimes I wonder what it is like in postal prison. Do you have to make stamps all day?

      Meanwhile I end up having to give up my Forever stamp every time and off goes another Direct Campaign advertising proposal. I tell James that his not letting me use the same stamp over every day is why he feels crazy when I visit because, I think Einstein said this, doing the same thing over and over every day and expecting the same thing to happen that does not is how you drive someone else insane.

       As I said to myself I finally was feeling good about the proposal today, I realized then that this time I had typed up the envelope but forgot and handwritten the letter. James used to tell me that was no good until he said he got tired of telling me.

       Worse though was when I saw the date I realized not a day but a year had gone by. I do not know where but I did want to say to everyone. Sorry about that.

       Now to get on with our course I am doing here what I did in another blog teaching blog just the other day and you can too which is use bigger letters to take up more space because then Google now lets you put more ads up it there is space by your longer posts. SEE? In the other blog I just ramped up the letter size a notch but here since this is blogging for fools and we need to do some catch up mostly on account of me losing the past year I am suggesting you use your biggest letter size like this one is mine.

       As always you can use mine as a model as you want and take a look at the ads all around that is what you want to do to be successful even if a fooal.

       Okay see you tomorrow make some money!! 

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Thursday, July 4, 2013

Hello Hello Hello Let's Go You Screaming Blogster Fools - Overdrive!

     Welcome back to all our Screaming Blogster Fools and super-especially all our readers whom I can see from our stats page are just waiting for this next "post" is what the Google people and pro blogsters call it when you start a new box like this and it comes out on the other end (as it were) as a brand new separate piece or day in the life of our blogs. Of course as we say last time when I made all that energy drink and we did about three in one day, there is no stopping you how many you can do in a day.
     Remember the most important thing is we are not spending a lot of time on this because soon who knows we may have other blogs going or whatever, but remember what our MAIN GOAL has been so far? We are recommending other blogs as our favorites even if they really are junk that our friends wrote so we could recommend each other's blogs (hey, JOKE, just kidding remember that is how you can tell when we are just joking around) and adding at least one more blog to our list each post.
     Now when you Screaming Blogster Fools -- that is what we call ourselves so there is NO confusion by ANYONE with a brain that we are pretending to be those money people because if there is anything we know nothing about it is money which is why we are here, right? Well probably anyway right now we are learning to blog and so we can say we have a job. Now that we know that the CIA runs Google we can also say we do "contract work". Personally I would not go much further than saying that to be you know just on the safe side.
     Okay finally this is five spaces in again remember so it is our fourth paragraph. Which means boy is it getting to be time for a cold one. For me with all the tests they give me about all I can do is drink my home-made energy drinks and take baby aspirin for my heart, but please I would not even do that unless my doctor says it is okay. 
     Anyway now did you see we jumped to paragraph five here? Actually we went back and put in an extra one here when this last one got too long. Remember about not doing that because of readers saying, "Aw, scr*w it" and going back to the chat room or The Financial Times (the orange newspaper they say makes great torn up kitty litter) or whatever maybe watching another Kevin Trudeau infomercial from prison (JOKE, just kidding, if you take a look at one of his bestsellers say in Goodwill he will be the first one to tell you he has spent a little time cooling his expensive leather heels behind bars because of some -- in the words of one of my personal heroes Dr. Hunter S. Thompson -- "ugly misunderstandings" with the FDA and the criminal justice system who prosecute minor errors like bank fraud).
     Darn I meant to say we were going to have a nice balanced post here -- intro, body, body, body, conclusion -- see that makes five paragraphs. So now it looks like six. It is okay, calm down. My doctor would not give me my meds again says I do not know how to count right he is just scared of the DEA, the FDA and the State Medical Boards like all the docs who have no guts now and just let the feds with the GEDS not the MDs do the prescribing for their patients. Anyway stay tuned and find out why we took a break and see if you can figure out how to make your blog look different like this one does now. (It took ten minutes). Do not panic, as it says on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", because I am going to tell you how and also you can snoop around if you are doing a free Google blogger like me and find all kinds of stuff no way you can understand. Bye for now.

Max

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