BROKEN NEWS: Google To Cancel Direct Campaign Advertising Fools So Stop Sending Out Those Proposals

      Saturday, 24 January 2015, SAN LUIS OBISPO - Well fools it is time for our daily post so here it comes.  First though is anyone else having trouble with the date? I felt very good that we were staying pretty much on schedule getting those Google Direct Campaign advertising proposals out getting no response fine tuning them and getting them out with no response and a little more fine tuning and no response but just today I thought I had a real good feeling as I went to the post office to get my proposals off nice and early and also have my usual discussion with the postal clerk about why I think the "Forever" stamp means I should just able to paper clip it on and take it back when I mail the letter from the counter because it is supposed to last forever.

       Well we had our usual disagreement where he says, I think his name is James maybe, so James says I am driving him crazy asking him the same thing every day and that I should be careful because he is a postal employee. Then he says he will call the postal inspectors on me, but I know he will not because he is my friend and also that they will not come. Sometimes I wonder what it is like in postal prison. Do you have to make stamps all day?

      Meanwhile I end up having to give up my Forever stamp every time and off goes another Direct Campaign advertising proposal. I tell James that his not letting me use the same stamp over every day is why he feels crazy when I visit because, I think Einstein said this, doing the same thing over and over every day and expecting the same thing to happen that does not is how you drive someone else insane.

       As I said to myself I finally was feeling good about the proposal today, I realized then that this time I had typed up the envelope but forgot and handwritten the letter. James used to tell me that was no good until he said he got tired of telling me.

       Worse though was when I saw the date I realized not a day but a year had gone by. I do not know where but I did want to say to everyone. Sorry about that.

       Now to get on with our course I am doing here what I did in another blog teaching blog just the other day and you can too which is use bigger letters to take up more space because then Google now lets you put more ads up it there is space by your longer posts. SEE? In the other blog I just ramped up the letter size a notch but here since this is blogging for fools and we need to do some catch up mostly on account of me losing the past year I am suggesting you use your biggest letter size like this one is mine.

       As always you can use mine as a model as you want and take a look at the ads all around that is what you want to do to be successful even if a fooal.

       Okay see you tomorrow make some money!! 

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Let Max Money Be The First To Tell You Right Now That GOOGLE DIRECT Offers Blogging Fools A New Way To Make MORE Adsense Money To Put In The Tank

      Thursday, 30 January 2014, MOUNTAINVIEW, CALIFORNIA - Well everybody it looks as if 2014 is going to get off a great start, and not just for President Obama!  I knew those sourpusses in Congress always tried to mess up his plans to make me and the clan (with a "C" thank you!) a little better off most times when they could, so I was wondering why he was waiting around all the time for them Congresspeople like Boner and the Tea-Timers spoil his party -- and all of ours!  When my newspaper this morning said "Obama To Go It Alone If He Must" I was so excited I almost read it until the dog and the new litter of kittens got to it first.
     Anyhoo, let me be the first to tell you I promised not to waste your time writing blogs when I had nothing to say, did I not? And having nothing to say meant squandering my loyal readers' time trying to learn new blog tricks but not making any more money. Well maybe I never did make that promise because with all the homemade sports drink and Mom hitting me upside the head sometimes I do not know if I am remembering something or I am just thinking I am remembering something. So if it is something bad I am like Ronald Reagan a lot I just "Do not recall" end of story.
       Anyway readers your new way will take a little time -- maybe five or ten minutes the first time if you already have Adsense with Google -- but now they are letting readers plan their OWN ad campaign with one or more of the ad units (where the ads go, blogging fools) on their blog, and they are letting we bloggers make an ad proposal to someone actually will pay for it, like say Representative Boner, and Google shows us real easy how to make the ad "proposal" to his campaign, just need their web address with an e-mail, and if they accept it we can agree just to show their ad from one weeks to something like two months.
     And the really good part is -- Bloggers get about 85% of guaranteed ad revenue instead of their usual about 50 or 60% cut with Google getting the rest. I am not putting you on, blogging fools, and I never will. This new Google ad campaign thing requires Adsense approval first and then it is called something catchy like Google Direct ("yawn").  You have no excuse as Google even tells you the estimated market value although readers are free to charge ALL THEY WANT. So please get out there blogging fools and make your Max Money proud, let us get all that money away from Google and the CIA, I say it is time for us hard writers to get our cut, too!
     Good luck, everybody, I will put a page counter gadget on this blog if I do not have one already, I do not remember to tell you the truth. I think my first campaign proposal will be to the car battery companies, I sure blow up enough trying to help out my friends jump their cars so they can "please please please" get to work. Oh brother.

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Top 1% Swimming Pool Fools Whose Got The Most Vacation Bucks On The Dock - Just Ask Googalytics And You Sure Will Be On No Sandy Beach

     Friday, 24 January 2014, MIAMI BEACH - Now come on everybody it is the middle of winter vacation paradise so remember by now the only ones we should be investing in are ourselves. If you savvy millionaires did not yet get the diamond point we are oil well testing if those gold brick key words of fortune still are worth the great independent streams of passive wealth to which we have become accustomed on our way to lay some cash in that Cayman Islands account right down there in the cash-rich Virgin Islands.
     You wealthy scholars study those Google developers' algorithm rules from their original backlink guru and all the so-called bigger money tweaks they pulled back with when they hit the top of the big bucks heap. Max Money here as usual I claim wealth and fortune only as words to see if we still can master market manipulate with a vault full of rich-sounding words.
     Now stay alert for that Meta-Tag Money Max has coming for you because I will bet you if I guessed this one right they will be trying to steal it right and left. Good thing is someone steal something from a wealthy blogger like you now living in your mansion estate you just pick up your solid gold phone and have your fancy Wall Street lawyers explain to them real simple why they have been earning all those big profits for you with your stolen idea while you just take another "business" trip studying the antiquities and treasures of this big rich world of ours watching the multiple streams of passive income flow in like them fresh salmon shooting down the Copper River Canyon in Alaska.
     One more hint blogging rich fools, they do not call it "The Last Frontier" for nothing, you just listen to Max Money and wait for that next Gold Rush. Like Buffett, Soros, Trump, the Hunt (yeck!) Brothers, and never forget the riches of the Vatican. Someone told me Jesus or whoever you fatcats do or do not believe in sure did say "it is harder for a rich man to get to Heaven than a camel to get through the eye of a needle" or maybe the other way around, anyway most folks with common sense got the message.

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Blogus Interruptus Due To Government Showdown - Blog Fools Back In Business

       Thursday, 10 October 2013, CAPITOL HILL - Max Money here. We are back in action blogging fools. Okay turns out that these Blogging For Fools posts have been a little more sanitized or rather scrutinized than I was originally suspicious. That explains why some posts I got finished up and sent off to the nearest Google editorial post processing center got mixed in with all those thousands of  U.S. citizen passport applications a few years back piling up at U.S. Embassies around the world.
       I would just get form letters back thanking me for my patience on a State Department cocktail napkin signed by Spiro Agnew. And remember Nelson Rockefeller having a heart attack while he was doing his yoga exercises on top of his secretary? At first I was really upset because here I am supposed to be becoming a big-time blogster. I was even doing some free work for those Republicans just in return for not having my taxes audited. And I am telling you you should try writing a good blog for some of those folks. That is not easy work.
       Anyhow this past month it has been like deja vu all over again. They are always wanting favors since a course that is the only way most of them got where they are. You try writing a blog about what a great guy Tom Cruz is, I mean they do not even know how to spell it! What you want me to say something good about some Scientologist now? No, not that one they say, the one who wants to save the country by not paying for your health care.
       What I got good to say about him I say? Why do I not want the government to pay for my health care? Look, Max you want choices, right, you just do not someone to take away your right to choose and go tell you who going to be your doctor. Huh? These people sometimes I think they must be from another planet. What choice are they talking about, the choice to go wait three days in an emergency room because I got no doctor? Now they want to shut down my government to make sure I got the choice to go see no doctor at all.
       Anyway what do we know. We are just bloggers. Just let us blog and leave us be. Now all I am trying to do is keep my word and keep these blogs coming. Maybe someone will see something that sets them straight on some of this nonsense. Better yet maybe one of you blogsters are going to be the next great blogster and tell people something they really need to know. Like the truth. Remember we just try to tell it like it is to make all of our lives a little bit better.
       Me right now I am trying to make my life a little bit better by just trying to follow the instructions, write something that people want to read, and put in some ads that people want to see. I am reading the blogger things right now, although you can read the yahoo, the wordpress or whatever. You just keep at it and try to learn it faster than you forget it. And it you understand about one in a hundred things they are telling you to do well maybe you just will be okay.
       Just use your head. Someone tells me they are going to help me by shutting down my government so nobody gets paid and nobody gets a doctor, I just have two words to say to them. No thank you. Well three words anyway. They think that is so much fun, they must have rocks in their head.

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