Let Max Money Be The First To Tell You Right Now That GOOGLE DIRECT Offers Blogging Fools A New Way To Make MORE Adsense Money To Put In The Tank

      Thursday, 30 January 2014, MOUNTAINVIEW, CALIFORNIA - Well everybody it looks as if 2014 is going to get off a great start, and not just for President Obama!  I knew those sourpusses in Congress always tried to mess up his plans to make me and the clan (with a "C" thank you!) a little better off most times when they could, so I was wondering why he was waiting around all the time for them Congresspeople like Boner and the Tea-Timers spoil his party -- and all of ours!  When my newspaper this morning said "Obama To Go It Alone If He Must" I was so excited I almost read it until the dog and the new litter of kittens got to it first.
     Anyhoo, let me be the first to tell you I promised not to waste your time writing blogs when I had nothing to say, did I not? And having nothing to say meant squandering my loyal readers' time trying to learn new blog tricks but not making any more money. Well maybe I never did make that promise because with all the homemade sports drink and Mom hitting me upside the head sometimes I do not know if I am remembering something or I am just thinking I am remembering something. So if it is something bad I am like Ronald Reagan a lot I just "Do not recall" end of story.
       Anyway readers your new way will take a little time -- maybe five or ten minutes the first time if you already have Adsense with Google -- but now they are letting readers plan their OWN ad campaign with one or more of the ad units (where the ads go, blogging fools) on their blog, and they are letting we bloggers make an ad proposal to someone actually will pay for it, like say Representative Boner, and Google shows us real easy how to make the ad "proposal" to his campaign, just need their web address with an e-mail, and if they accept it we can agree just to show their ad from one weeks to something like two months.
     And the really good part is -- Bloggers get about 85% of guaranteed ad revenue instead of their usual about 50 or 60% cut with Google getting the rest. I am not putting you on, blogging fools, and I never will. This new Google ad campaign thing requires Adsense approval first and then it is called something catchy like Google Direct ("yawn").  You have no excuse as Google even tells you the estimated market value although readers are free to charge ALL THEY WANT. So please get out there blogging fools and make your Max Money proud, let us get all that money away from Google and the CIA, I say it is time for us hard writers to get our cut, too!
     Good luck, everybody, I will put a page counter gadget on this blog if I do not have one already, I do not remember to tell you the truth. I think my first campaign proposal will be to the car battery companies, I sure blow up enough trying to help out my friends jump their cars so they can "please please please" get to work. Oh brother.

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Top 1% Swimming Pool Fools Whose Got The Most Vacation Bucks On The Dock - Just Ask Googalytics And You Sure Will Be On No Sandy Beach

     Friday, 24 January 2014, MIAMI BEACH - Now come on everybody it is the middle of winter vacation paradise so remember by now the only ones we should be investing in are ourselves. If you savvy millionaires did not yet get the diamond point we are oil well testing if those gold brick key words of fortune still are worth the great independent streams of passive wealth to which we have become accustomed on our way to lay some cash in that Cayman Islands account right down there in the cash-rich Virgin Islands.
     You wealthy scholars study those Google developers' algorithm rules from their original backlink guru and all the so-called bigger money tweaks they pulled back with when they hit the top of the big bucks heap. Max Money here as usual I claim wealth and fortune only as words to see if we still can master market manipulate with a vault full of rich-sounding words.
     Now stay alert for that Meta-Tag Money Max has coming for you because I will bet you if I guessed this one right they will be trying to steal it right and left. Good thing is someone steal something from a wealthy blogger like you now living in your mansion estate you just pick up your solid gold phone and have your fancy Wall Street lawyers explain to them real simple why they have been earning all those big profits for you with your stolen idea while you just take another "business" trip studying the antiquities and treasures of this big rich world of ours watching the multiple streams of passive income flow in like them fresh salmon shooting down the Copper River Canyon in Alaska.
     One more hint blogging rich fools, they do not call it "The Last Frontier" for nothing, you just listen to Max Money and wait for that next Gold Rush. Like Buffett, Soros, Trump, the Hunt (yeck!) Brothers, and never forget the riches of the Vatican. Someone told me Jesus or whoever you fatcats do or do not believe in sure did say "it is harder for a rich man to get to Heaven than a camel to get through the eye of a needle" or maybe the other way around, anyway most folks with common sense got the message.

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Blogus Interruptus Due To Government Showdown - Blog Fools Back In Business

       Thursday, 10 October 2013, CAPITOL HILL - Max Money here. We are back in action blogging fools. Okay turns out that these Blogging For Fools posts have been a little more sanitized or rather scrutinized than I was originally suspicious. That explains why some posts I got finished up and sent off to the nearest Google editorial post processing center got mixed in with all those thousands of  U.S. citizen passport applications a few years back piling up at U.S. Embassies around the world.
       I would just get form letters back thanking me for my patience on a State Department cocktail napkin signed by Spiro Agnew. And remember Nelson Rockefeller having a heart attack while he was doing his yoga exercises on top of his secretary? At first I was really upset because here I am supposed to be becoming a big-time blogster. I was even doing some free work for those Republicans just in return for not having my taxes audited. And I am telling you you should try writing a good blog for some of those folks. That is not easy work.
       Anyhow this past month it has been like deja vu all over again. They are always wanting favors since a course that is the only way most of them got where they are. You try writing a blog about what a great guy Tom Cruz is, I mean they do not even know how to spell it! What you want me to say something good about some Scientologist now? No, not that one they say, the one who wants to save the country by not paying for your health care.
       What I got good to say about him I say? Why do I not want the government to pay for my health care? Look, Max you want choices, right, you just do not someone to take away your right to choose and go tell you who going to be your doctor. Huh? These people sometimes I think they must be from another planet. What choice are they talking about, the choice to go wait three days in an emergency room because I got no doctor? Now they want to shut down my government to make sure I got the choice to go see no doctor at all.
       Anyway what do we know. We are just bloggers. Just let us blog and leave us be. Now all I am trying to do is keep my word and keep these blogs coming. Maybe someone will see something that sets them straight on some of this nonsense. Better yet maybe one of you blogsters are going to be the next great blogster and tell people something they really need to know. Like the truth. Remember we just try to tell it like it is to make all of our lives a little bit better.
       Me right now I am trying to make my life a little bit better by just trying to follow the instructions, write something that people want to read, and put in some ads that people want to see. I am reading the blogger things right now, although you can read the yahoo, the wordpress or whatever. You just keep at it and try to learn it faster than you forget it. And it you understand about one in a hundred things they are telling you to do well maybe you just will be okay.
       Just use your head. Someone tells me they are going to help me by shutting down my government so nobody gets paid and nobody gets a doctor, I just have two words to say to them. No thank you. Well three words anyway. They think that is so much fun, they must have rocks in their head.

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Fools Keep those Words Coming Filling Up Pages At Least A Post A Day Your Readers Keep Them Coming With Your Graphs Going Right Through The Roof And Everybody Analyzing You

     Thursday, 12 September 2013, LOS ANGELES - Now sometimes it seems that with so money things to do in life (see I just did that by accident -- that is a VERY lucky -- and I mean GOOD VERY LUCKY accident). If blogging fools have a slip of the tongue, or typing finger, or brain, or whatever as I just did there where I said "money" things instead of "many" things blogging fools right away need to make the BEST possible interpretation of what just happened. Then so it will be.
     Allow me to give you a very concrete example that just happened blogging fools. As you can see in the pair of asses above (HA! HA! HA! HA!) now that WAS a joke. I did do that one on purpose. I am not going to tell you bloggini oollllllllllll, now what the heck was that, that looks like BAD ITALIAN. And that is what I am, I am one BAD ITALIAN. I am a gnocchi guy. Have you ever had those little potato dumplings in a marinara sauce with a little I mean really a LOT of Asiago cheese spread over them then you blogging fools might be true Italians at heart. Even if you are from Syria.
     Now I am not even going to say anything about that. That is the kind of stuff they did to our grandfathers in the trenches in WWI, and they even knew enough then to CUT IT OUT right away. Anyway  so just a few minutes ago up a couple of paragraphs (no not PAIR OF ASSES) I mean that is not even clostSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxerrrrrrr whooops nap time again.vvff.
      So it is not even that complicated a story I am trying to tell here. It is more like a lesson about atituenasdf which is not even a word but means that I fell asleep at the keyboard again. But now I am going to let you in on something fools. It is the way it is, straight up, not on the rocks. This whole Google thing it is about, and I should know a thing or two about it because after all it has been my family name for generations ever si\mnnnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffance we came in through Ellis Island which is in New York Harbor and everyone came in great big ship like my grandparents from Italy and their name was too long so some federal official renamed them "Money". The "Googles" they were from Sicily.
      Actually it was made by the American immigration official who was tired iloin too long so they saved all their money and went to see a lawyer who people said helped people from the "old country" which was Italy because the United States was the "new country" I guess unless you were a native American in which case it was the "old country" become "no country for you country". Do not worry it turns out that that is one very popular way to get a country, though you can also bring in a billion people with you and have a vote, too. That is another way. Just so long as we each get along. And that was the story of the Moneys and now let us go look at the STATS and see the real important information as in how many clickthrough per pageview per CTRS did we get.
       Huh? When does the check come in the mail? Why do they just not show us THAT column? Because it is all up to you, they will say. Oh yeah it is all up to me when you put a check in the mail for me? Tell me how that one works? Then they just rhke ojugh I have to go take my medicine.

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